April Fool's hahahahaha
Thanks for being a sport, y'all slap. Not like an "Oscar Winner Slap" – more like "you're awesome" or whatever.
And since you made it this far, here's a sneak peak of the smelly paper collection we would add if anybody would actually buy it.
Elon Musk
Optimism and Tacos
Scenter of Attention
Nobody Nose Why This Paper Smells
Smelly Cat
Sarcasm and Wasted Dreams
Sizzling Bacon
Freshly Printed $100 Bills
Caffeine and Sugar
Hot-teas and Cinnabuns
Fresh as Hell
Pizza and a Movie
Unicorn Toots
Shiny Stuff
Women Running the World
No Regrets
And if we knew how to make these custom gifts, we totally would:
Custom Printed Pool Size Submarines
Personalized Unicorns (real ones)
Monogrammed Popcorn Kernels
Meal Prep Kits But With Customized Cookie Dough Flavors
Stir Sticks That Look Like Blackwing Pencils with Monogram